Wait. You accidentally stole a man’s shoes and ended with a candlelit Urban Decay press release resurrection arc? I blacked out somewhere around the doo-doo brown Birks and woke up next to a Tocca candle and 14 crushed eyeliner dreams.
This post had more plot twists than my entire expat memoir!
Hashtag me too!!!! I feel so seen and heard. Freshman year of college after a hook up the guy left my dorm room with my Birkenstocks instead of his and I didn’t notice till the next morning when like I put them on and noticed how big they were and how ugly they were. Had to switch back in the quad in front of others. Still wear them everywhere.
Hi there Jenn!
Wait. You accidentally stole a man’s shoes and ended with a candlelit Urban Decay press release resurrection arc? I blacked out somewhere around the doo-doo brown Birks and woke up next to a Tocca candle and 14 crushed eyeliner dreams.
This post had more plot twists than my entire expat memoir!
Imagining you in your early beauty PR days is my favorite past time now. 😉😘
Great essay - loved reading this one, Jenn!
Hashtag me too!!!! I feel so seen and heard. Freshman year of college after a hook up the guy left my dorm room with my Birkenstocks instead of his and I didn’t notice till the next morning when like I put them on and noticed how big they were and how ugly they were. Had to switch back in the quad in front of others. Still wear them everywhere.
$800 haircuts!!!
I loved reading this and hearing your voice! 😘